KATHMANDU — As you know that the air of Kathmandu is unbreathable. With the unchecked air pollution, here are five ways to travel in Kathmandu during winter.

  1. Gas Mask 

This would be the best way to travel in Kathmandu. Forget other masks. You could even start a new business. Money is in the air as they say. Grab it.

2. Tank 

You heard it right. Since the roads in Kathmandu are of high standard, it is absolutely necessary that we use tanks. M4A1 to M4A3 tank (recommended).

3. Be ‘SandMan

The only immediate solution to our misery is to become the SandMan. We will control the dust!

4. STAR WARS STAR FIGHTERS

Our politicians have promised us what not in the on-going elections. But these starfighters haven’t made into their list. Someone, please tell them about it. Kathmanduites can not only avoid the pollution but we can travel the world without worrying about our not-so-green passport.

5. Elon Musk’s aircraft

Well, not his long-haul aircraft. I am sending a personal message to Elon to build a short-haul aircraft for people in Kathmandu. I am pretty sure we all will vote Musk for his desire to become the US President!

What do you think of our list? Do you have better ideas? Please, share.

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